Hi, folks! I have been reading your forum for quite a while and finally decided to share with you my happy story. Yes, I found the girl of my dreams, she loves me as much as I love her, she is going to come to America very soon and we will be happy together forever!

I was looking for love and happiness for years. I came to realize one thing - American women are no good. They are the bunch of spoiled, conceited, feministic gold diggers. One girl I asked for a date actually told me that she would never go out with someone who does not take regular showers! Another girl told me that she expects her boyfriend to be able to hold a stable job. What that has to do with my personality and inner beauty? I think the good woman should judge a man by his feelings and personality, not by the reason his driver's license had been revoked.

So I decided to look for a foreign girl on Internet. I went on and the first profile I clicked on was my beloved Tanya. The picture was loading slowly from bottom to top, and by the time the picture frame was filled halfway - up to her navel, since that was a picture of Tanya in bikini, I understood at once that this is a girl you can have a meaningful relationship, and share the rest of your life. I wrote to her at once. Maybe I am a hopeless romantic, but I believe in miracles. And a miracle happened - Tanya fell in love with me after my first letter! After couple of months of passionate emailing, when I finally got to send her my picture, she said that I am her type and she always thought I looked this way! She says she finds extremely disgusting guys with muscular bodies and those who still got hair left on their heads. In addition, she would never be attracted to a man, who has no beer belly at least as big as mine, the bigger the better.

So I went down there to see her. It was incredible. I found it very touching that by the time I flew to Moscow, she learned how to say 'I love you' in English. She was saying that over and over to me in her sweet voice. I don't think the rest of the English words would be a problem. Anyway, she already can say all she will ever need to say. I had to sell my own car, my mother's and my neighbor's cars to pay for my trip and fiancée visa. I'm sure when my mother and Mrs. Banks see my Tanya in person they will be much more understanding and stop their lawsuits.

We have so much in common. I told her I am a great animal lover. I have three big dogs, which like to sleep in my bed: Stinky, Boldpatch and Drools. She wrote that she likes animals too, - mink and sable, most of all. She is not only beautiful, she is very gifted too. She actually acted in a movie! I really wanted her to mail me her movie, but she told me that US custom's regulations would not allow it. She said that if she was at least 18 when the movie was shot, it would be probably different story. She is also very smart. Do you know anyone who actually graduated from high school? Well, not in our Trailertrashville, AL. Guess what, she is going to do it this spring! How about that? Can you believe she is only 19 and already so smart?

She is going to be such a wonderful mother for my kids: Josh, 22, Gary, 18, Diana, 12, Cody, 6, Rudie, 4 and Tracy, 2. They are really nice kids. Rudie and Tracy don't even smoke yet. Tanya will enjoy spending time with them and she will be able to give them so much love and attention. Their mother will be eligible for parole in 2009, so me and Tanya soon will be able to have time for ourselves, too. She will be so happy with me and so thankful for the wonderful life I will give her. She will have all this nice clothes, left after my ex . Tanya is size 4 and my wife was size 22, but Russian girls are very handy, she will adjust it easily. And she would never have to stand in a bread line again!

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1. Love Written by This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it , on 25-06-2007 16:15 On the internet ,you got:  the good,the bad,and the ugly. and about love ,well love is exactly  like the lottery.  so good LUCK ...! Report

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